Akkii's Crack Pairing/Compromising Situations Drabble Meme! (for writers, of course, but artists can run away with it too, if they so choose.)
STEP ONE:
Pick ten characters from any fandom. (Using me and my friends' OCs)
1. Angel
2. Loki
3. Jack
4. Jax
5. Shelly
6. Kaj
7. Luna
8. Minuki
9. Nevermore
10. Cassandra
STEP TWO:
Pick five words or phrases.
1. Christmas
2. Flight
3. Karaoke
4. Soap Opera
5. Ponies
STEP THREE:
Write five drabbles. 8D
The first one is nine/five (Nevermore/Shelly). Your prompt is three (Karaoke).
"Da hell is this?" Nevermore was frothing in rage.
"I think it's called karaoke." Shelly mumbled.
"I /know/ what it is, Killer," Nevermore snarked, "But there is no way in hell that I would be caught singin'."
"....Me neither." Shelly said.
"....Wanna get a drink then?" Nevermore asked, "I need someone with SOME sense to talk to."
"Sure...." Shelly said,
One drink became two, and two became four. At the end of the night, they were singing off-key. To Thankless Job.
The second is seven (Luna)/three (Jack). Your prompt is one (Christmas).
"It's CHRISTMAS!" Jack said, sliding down a banister of a large staircase.
Unfortunately, he wasn't so good with the landing.
"Oof." he muttered, dazed and confused.
Luna couldn't help but giggle.
"Oh, that's right," Jack mumbled, shaking the dizzyness off, "I got you a present, Luna."
He procured a box from hammerspace.
"Here." he said.
"I'm not gonna even ask." Luna muttered, tearing open the box.
"A.....NEW STAFF!" Luna squealed, "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!"
Luna immediately glomped him.
"It's no problem," he said, a bit uncomfortable with Luna's sudden glomp.
/Now, all I have to do is get the special pants..../ Jack thought, /I hope Jax will be thrilled!/
The third is two (Loki)/four (Jax). Your prompt is five (Ponies).
It was a beautiful day in the land of Equestria, in a village called Hope Ridge. Comedic Timing (Jax) bounced up and down the roads of the small town. She had heard about a trickster pony with powers not unlike that of Discord and the draconequus population.
She found that idea interesting. A pony that could change the ways of the world.
/Maybe if I can find him, I could ask him to.....change my house into candy or something./ Comedic Timing thought.
She suddenly crashed into something. A garbage can that was definitely not there before.
"THAT MUST BE THE TRICKSTER!" she yelled.
The garbage can morphed into a pony with a black mane and dark sunglasses over his eyes.
"Yep. Glad someone's heard of me," the trickster pony snarked, "And don't call me /Trickster/. I have a name."
"And it is?" Comedic Timing asked.
"Loki."
The fourth is one (Angel)/six (Kaj). Your prompt is two (Flight.).
It was a normal day at Nintendria castle. Except for the fact that Kaj woke up with wings. Now, he was tied to a chair in Angel's room.
"Sorry, Kaj, we can't let you fly off," Angel said, "We have to figure out how you got these things. We asked the Chaos Sisters and they don't know a thing about it."
"Hmph," Kaj muttered, "How will I explain this to Luna?"
"You could always tell her that you are..." Angel started, then paused.
"Are what?" Kaj asked.
"...A magical girl." Angel snickered.
"...Shut up."
The fifth is eight (Minuki)/ten (Cassandra). Your prompt is four (Soap Opera).
Minuki and Cassandra were watching TV. Since Cassandra couldn't move around a lot, Minuki decided to keep her company. The channel flipped to a show.
"Oh darling, we will be in love forever," the man on the TV said, cuddling a young woman.
"NOT SO FAST!" a voice bellowed, "SIERRA TWINKLEBOTTOM WILL BE MINE!"
"DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE HAM?" Minuki bellowed right back to the TV.
On the screen, a man stepped out, dressed in chains and wearing a top hat.
"Oh no! Not Monsieur Deathkin." the female, presumably Sierra Twinklebottom, gasped.
".....She sounds like a dying whale." Cassandra remarked.
"Learn to act, girly," Minuki snarked, "How does anyone watch this tripe?"
"I don't know....but I'm certainly done with it." Cassandra muttered, turning off the TV.